A Sad Day

DAMN. This is the part of the job I hate. We lost a link. We’re gonna lose a damn site more of them before the battle is at an end. And if you shed your blood with me this day I call you brother. And if you’re one of my real brothers (Skip, Morris, Antony) [...]

DOMO

Oh, come on! How in the fuck do you expect to roll over!?!?! It’s gonna be tough in junior high for Japanese Baby Huey here.
Jesus fucking Christ.

Killer Hippies Have a Good Time

The three women murderers in the original trial. From left Susan Atkins (Sadie), Patricia Krenwinkel (Katie) and Leslie Van Houten (Lulu). This photo was taken the day they were sentenced to death. Their hair was short from when they had shaved their heads in emulation of Charlie. I still don’t know how a person could [...]

Sup?

Seriously the best picture ever taken. Why can’t more movies be made about swimming tigers who are cute/maniacal? And they could talk?

Live Freaky Die Squeaky

gift time:

CHARLIE is LOVE! and just to prove it he got you some presents! Thoughtful, huh?
This is all by way of saying I finished Helter Skelter today. There’s something about true crime books that I like, and it’s certainly not the quality of the prose. Maybe it’s the honesty of it. As Bugliosi, head prosecutor [...]

YO!

I just made 80 dollahs off some punk, dawg! Hey-o! Hey-o! Hey-o! Take me to Long John Silvers Dog I got your back blood.
I’m not sure how this guy could pull the trigger with no fingers.
Actually what’d I do with all that money? Oh, now I remember…

Just kidding, I bought a new pet. His name’s [...]

QUOTE OF THE DAY

QUOTE OF THE DAY
“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWHUH!”
-JFK

NAZI GHOSTS RUNNING AROUND IN IRAN!! (apparently)

I wish I had a written a movie like that in the eighties. Instead I was flicking boogers on the wall. Note to teenagers: if you do this on a white wall, people will be able to see. Paint your walls booger-yellow (or green. not that I judge you.)
There’s several things I like about this [...]

Self-Portrait Number 1

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

Cry Little Sister

Thou shalt not keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll