Human females are big and scary, and their body parts are different. This was a pretty revolutionary concept to me. Here, look:
She’s changed since we dated in high school.
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Human females are big and scary, and their body parts are different. This was a pretty revolutionary concept to me. Here, look:
She’s changed since we dated in high school.
Two of my associates invented the game Magic. I’ve never played it, but it goes something like this.
you’re supposed to dance and throw lightning bolts until you have achieved enough rings to satiate you.
Things get pretty crazy at their house at night, especially when I bring along my dog, Artwork. One time some dude [...]
I bought some sunglasses for four dolls (dollars). The dude wanted five but I just looked at him. Enjoy this photo a fan sent me of one of my early starring roles in a movie.
That was the original line, anyway, they changed it in post. I’m going to be making APPEARANCES at the following CONs.
Laredo, TX August 1st
Wichita Falls, TX Aug 1st
Balch Springs, TX Aug 1st
New Brunsfels, TX Aug 1st
How am I gonna be in all those places at once? CAUSE I CAN UCKIN FLY TOAD!!!!
SEEYOUTHERESEEYOUTHERESEEYOUTHERE
I’m thinking of and [...]
For some ungodly reason, every time I put up a picture of Harry Morgan (of Dragnet and M*A*S*H* fame) the link dies instantly. Is there a high turnover for Harry Morgan pictures? Do a lot of people put up pictures of him and then regret it? I know I’m not the only one who struggles [...]
I’ve been kind of in love with this image for a long time and I kind of want to tattoo it across my face over and over again. Hitler is D.I.G.G.I.N.G. into that melon like he did into the Czechs. For those of you who believe that he drank the blood of virgins and worshiped [...]
Nature is revolting against me. These guys won’t leave me alone. Stupid cats possessed by the people I’ve killed….
My attempts to tan are all for naught, but as you can see, I’ve kept my lively sense of humour.
I should have never sent out the final edits for this product while schlitzed into the next century. I mean sure there’s some spelling errors but you get the idea.
Dread Sheckles likes to confuse his family members with this one. He started a site with his friend Amy (AKA Norman Mailer) called something or other.
