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In league with the devils over at I Hate Racists, we’re going to be doing some Shark Week coverage. We’ve asked Dweezil, my best friend’s favorite shark, to do some reporting on his life and times, and conditions under the sea. Get ready to pump up the volume!
Hey, dumbass, just click here or go to [...]
For total seriousness now, Ingmar Bergman died. Just like everything else he did in life, this depresses me. It’s easy to make fun of the oppressive sadness in his work (Bergman claimed he could no longer watch his films) but one of the many things I love about dude’s work is the simplicity of a [...]
Here at KASHEESTEES, we’re all about problem solving. For instance, we heard about this thing called clowns. Apparently they’re these human adults who dress up like mirth-filled demons and “play” with kids. A lot of times they’re paid to do this by vengeful parents. I know what you’re thinking, but only SOME of these clowns [...]
I’m developing this condition so I have to go see a specialist this weekend before it gets any worse:
Just watched two pretty decent cop films recently, Mr. Hot Fuzz, starring England:
And Reno 911, starring America:
These movies were both entertaining, however they failed to get at the truth of the Police Attitude, or Policitude. And I should know, by the way.
Hot Fuzz was from the makers and actors of Shaun of the Dead, and [...]
Here’s an idea: Why don’t you check out my Flickr page, asshole? I’ve collected tons of horrible pictures of myself and my enemies in an effort to embarrass the universe. That’s right, I’m an anthro-apologist!!!! Snickiesnickiesnickie
It can be pretty informative and entertaining. And you can even get a sneak peek at what I might be [...]
There have been a couple of muggings in my neighborhood, the Bushwick neighborhood in Bushwick, five minutes from Manhattan. One dude got punched. Another dude got punched. I’m scared. Therefore, I’ve mobilized the kasheestees junta.
Tommy’s bear has explosivo sewed into it. Do not rile him, he is very active, sociable, and he is accurate [...]
Now Ed Anger has no friends.
Yesterday I got a double shot of disappointment when I found out about Bear Grylls and Lindsay Lohan’s falls from grace through reputable news sources. Obviously my first reaction was shock.
The immediately followed by anger:
After that subsided I got really into binge eating, it made my beautiful white hands turn black, though, look:
I didn’t look [...]
