The Stages of Bear Grylls/Lindsay Lohan Grief

Yesterday I got a double shot of disappointment when I found out about Bear Grylls and Lindsay Lohan’s falls from grace through reputable news sources. Obviously my first reaction was shock.

The immediately followed by anger:

After that subsided I got really into binge eating, it made my beautiful white hands turn black, though, look:

I didn’t look too good after two and half hours eating jalapeno poppers at TGIFridays, though.

Eventually I accpeted the fact that Bear and Lindsay would never get married, which is what I used to daydream about while playing with my barbies and Joes. I also accepted myself, and decided not to put up a false image of myself for others to see

Now I want people to love me for who I really am, just like Lindsay! We’re both party freaks!!

Get It On!!!

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