Princess Di Dies:
That’s right, I’m calling you out Di! What do you got to say to that?
What? What? That’s what I thought.
wassup money?
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Princess Di Dies:
That’s right, I’m calling you out Di! What do you got to say to that?
What? What? That’s what I thought.
Just joshing. I just thought you might like to see my pretty face!
Oh yeah, I wear a mask to hide my disfigurement. Oh well. Yes, I’m still in a band:
Actually, two bands. You know how every band needs a drummer? Well, times two for a synth player (second from right)
And yes, I’m still cool. Hip. [...]
But I’m still working hard to stay in tune with you.
What do you think of my new look? I wanted to go for something a little more dramatic and really shake up the paradigm. Boys in the office think I’m crazy. Crazy like a fox.
This one’s self-evident. As is this genius sign my dad puts [...]
From: Jeff Gould, CEO of Development, Columbia Pictures
To: B. Murray
Re: Script for Ghostbusters 3
Bill- got your script yesterday. Been throwing around the idea all day with some guys from writing. Aykroyd and Ramis did great things (as you know) with the first two Ghostbuster films, and we are excited to have another one of the [...]
Well, I really do apologize for not having daily content anymore. It seems if I keep doing this site daily, it gets even dumber than usual. If you want that, let me know. Anyways, KaTEAstees moved locations to the lower east side and changed the marketing strategy a little bit.
THAT‘ll bring in the kiddies! [...]
And I have the internet again! Celebrations are in order! Who brought the schnapps?
I thought since we’re all in such a great mood this sunny summer day, I would show off some photos of me in high school and of exes that have since gained weight.
Like Shannon! I hate you, you dumb bitch! Snap!
Alright that [...]
I have nothing to do with it, and I’m really mad they didn’t call me. I taught Sting everything he knows about tantric whatever, and I was the first one to give him and his dad, Baron Farkonnen, the spice.
No “thank you, Sheestees?” No “come on tour with us and scam on mall sluts while [...]
FUCK YOU MAN! That tiger was way out of line. Oh, I guess you didn’t hear about how that tiger tried to pick a fight with me at Niagra the other night and now I’m banned from the joint! Good riddance though, that hipster joint had too many tigers in it anyway, all standing around [...]
I just got tired of the whole scene and shit, you know, blow. Cocainies. People used to try and put it in my clothes and everybody tried to make me homosexual. I can’t do both! I’m only yuman! Anyways, VH1 (my homies) asked me to be on their new show “Skanks trying to fuck a [...]
Phantom limb syndrome is really starting to get on my nerves since its been stinging like a bee-ouch(!) ever since I dropped a tin sword on my foot while participating in some hott Harry Potter/Dumbledorf rpg. Sound pretty lame, but what you DONT know is that I was playing ironically, just like I ironically waited [...]
