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The post that has gotten the mostest views has been the nazi-melon one. I’m no racist, having been born with alien DNA, I find all of you fools utterly disgusting with your ape pheromones. But I actually went to a reference source and looked up who these nazi guys are: THEY’RE DICKWADS!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They actually were [...]
Due to the recent blowing-up of all serial rapists spots everywhere- otherwise known as VH1’s “The Pick-Up” artist I recently decided to use my OWN personal “kino” to show up that douche-bag Mystery (who may or may not once have left his dried love all over this authorette’s mattress….but never called the next day) and [...]
You might be asking yourself “Why don’t these monsters eat you, Mr. Stees?” Well John, I’ll tell you, but remember this is privileged information and we wouldn’t want mommy to find out. I camouflage myself so I look like one of their kind. It’s the same thing I do when interviewing Hassids, or trannies, [...]
Here at I Hate Kasheestees Racists, we like to get up in dude’s faces and ask them questions, because we like the smell of their musk. Since October is right around the corner, we decided to start interviewing monsters before they got busy scaring the shit out of our children and drunk college students. Why [...]
Sorry, got a little too busy watching When Friendly Pets Attack on Spike TV:
Eric Clapton admits he shot the sheriff:
Admitted killer Eric Clapton is so overcome with guilt that he offers confession the only way he knows how: through a horribly pretentious noodly lite rock song.
This is actually remembered as a pseudo historical event, because [...]
For all y’all McFly haterz out there:
You might have gotten a glimpse of our lord and saviour, Rev. Biff on American Body Shop promos for that station my daddy owns, Comedy Central. That’s right, my dad is Viacom. And my mother’s Viagra.
And I am Videodrew.
I have the next three days off, and I plan to update you on history, books, and the wonderful world of rock androll!
AFTER I get back from the Bahama-mama-san. I hope I don’t burn too much.
Top Five Reasons Kasheestees doesn’t get updated every day like Bob Legend’s site:
1. I’m spending times with my kidz
2. Practicing (and teaching, for a price) the Venusian Arts
3. Straight rollin with da MoB, looking for beefs on the city streefs
4. I have a job to do. Each morning I wake up and roll up my [...]
I feel like I let you jabronies down. I am a traitor to my country and to my own site. Damnit!
I’m still updating the jabroney site even though dudes look at me weird in the office, oh well.
You know Derrick Fingers would be there for you, right? Like if Glenn Close was a prison matron and [...]
