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My good friend Bob Legend turns thirty today. He’s my only friend and I’ve hung out with him IRL like four times. Happy Birthday SLAVE!
Oops, my bad, wrong picture, here he is:
We’re gonna party tonight and urrybody gonna be there! Even Murray’s weird as shit sister (she was in the army.)
GET DOWN GET DOOOOOOWNNN!!!!!!
Good things to remember:
1. David Cho is forever dead.
2. I’m teaching a class right now.
3. I’ve been working on my moves in preparation for my new step reebok class.
Bob Legend and the other one made friends with some goth from New Zealand.
I’m aging and mutating and I love it.
Harsh reality time!!!!!
The harsh reality is that hardcore music was JUST as lame when whiny former school bullies started shaving their heads. But the eye-liner and the INCORRECT hair is enough to make fucking Boy George gag on coke. Bring it down a notch, emos.
That’s better. Now go jerk off to the new issue of [...]
People have been asking me for years how I keep my personal style so current. Well, I’m fucking cavin in: SHEE STEES clothes, Copyright 2001. I mean 8. But actually we won’t get the fall line out until summer of 09, so look for my clothes to be at urban outfitters by January. Here’s my new [...]
First off, go here: It’s a horrible collection of old clowns. Why are they clowns? I have no idea, but “Spazz” and “Weezer” always watch you when you pee. They can see you, but you can’t see them.
Just another day in the blogging life. WITH ONE MAJOR EXCEPTION!!!! Now the Kasheestees Flickr page you’ve been [...]
I’ve been livin it up as often as I can, sheestees! I do what I do when I do what I do. As far as the blogosphere goes, we get three thousand hits a day. I’m the king kong of this shit!
But SHOCKED was I when I looked at our bloggo-meter to see that most [...]
Don’t fuck with me. I’ve been out in the world talking to all the strange beautiful angel-headed hipsters in it.
Most of my interviews have left me empty inside, like Star Jones. I want my informative blogposties to inform the Kasheestees Nation of its contitrutional obligration to allow each man his freedom and allow each woman [...]
Dreamworks picked up my scrip!!!! Indiana Jones and Trent Reznor and Mystery (the world’s greatest Pick-Up Artist) Go and Buy Shaved Ice by this Place Near Where My Mom Used to Work will begin production in a matter of seconds and will be released sometime in the summer or 2015. Of course, by 2015, climate change and Al Gore’s robotic warriors will [...]
I had the most fucked up dream last night. Nobody had any faces and they were all totally buff dudes! Lovin it!
I was working, and then this dude died right in front of me. This wasn’t part of the dream. The next dream I had was equally dream-like. I was a molesting dog. I [...]
