Happy scare-day! Happy ghost-ween!*
Whoa! Who the fuck did that!? Seriously, come back here, I will find out your names and report you to the principal!
Damn kids…
Anyway, Harry Houdini died on Hallowfunween*, a fact which I’m sure makes those freedom-lovers in the Taliban really glad. Why? Because they Hate Freedom ™!!! Look at em over there, celebrating, the buttholes!
Get offa that phone! You don’t pay that bill, do ya? As long as you live in my house you’ll live by my rules!
You: But DA-yad!
Me: No buts.
Man, you are really pissed. But you’ll get no sympathy from me.
Where was I? Oh yeah, history. Well, today in 1950 two jagoffs tried to kill Harry Truman (American President.) One of em got kilt, which makes me real happy.
The other guy got his sentence commuted and could for all we know still be alive!!!! The bast-ard! Getting 50 some-odd years (and they were odd, yuk yuk) eating and sleeping and shitting our tax dollars and watching all of our free American television!!
Well, I guess some of the fifty states don’t execute people. You can’t win em all.
“Throwin thunder in chain, when I first came – I gave birth to a million MCs in the game, who should all carry my last name” -Harry Truman
Keep it live, homies. Mount UP!
* I know Halloween was yesterday. You wanna fuck with this? With this?
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I don’t really care about this post. Then again, I laughed out loud three times.
That makes one of us.
There was an argument here and then I was giggling about the Hemingway Twinz