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Sorry! I got pretty busy there for a moment!
Dude, did you hear that dude died? No, not the dude from the Client, the dude from Ten Things I Hate About You. S’true. Happened about a block away from where I was working. I saw the whole thing. Dude was B;U;S;T;E;D; and he looked right at [...]
When I saw this clip of my mother’s beauty pageant days, my head fell off. Whoobs.
Look at him. I mean LOOK AT HIM!!!!! He totally knows I farted.
I mean, they all know. I tried to make it seem as if my shoe made a weird noise, but it totally didn’t go over. THEY ALL KNOW.
QUIT LAUGHING INSIDE MY HEAD!!!!!! I gotta get out of here!
Let’s go Johnny!!!!
Duder went from this:
To teen wolf:
And now, finally, to this:
“ZOMG!” says Brad Renfro.
We all know what’s happening now in Helltown:
I guess some people will probably miss you. Let the angels hang out with you. Next moment is eternity. Open your eyes, Sarah Dope.
It wasn’t that bad. I mean, I think it got bad reviews which led to its poor box office. Another strike against indie cinema.
The fucked up thing is somebody conceived of this thing.
Then somebody had to shoot it. You know it smelled bad in there.
And then, and this is the grossest thing about it all, [...]
One More Time!!!
Oscar here is from South Americo.
Actually fuck Oscar.
I’ve been watching more porn than usual lately. Porn actresses have started to look a little strange, have you noticed this? I hate it when they pretend to kiss, and pretend to be lesbians!
I recently interviewed Mr. Thomas Wilson M.D. Esq. aka Bifficus!!!! Okay, not really, but I talked with his dog while he was [...]
It’s gonna be a good year, Satans. I can’t BELIEVE this happened..
Oh, Satans. I was so dismayed, I went from shock:
to anger
and finally to acceptance:
Also, here’s a picture of Wacko Jacko at the end of 07.
Here’s where I expect he will be at the end of 08.
HA!!! Get it! He’ll get rid of his face [...]
1984: The war betwixt Titans began.
