You’re writing another erotic fan letter to Michael J. Fox.
Old habits never die, folks. Sad but true.

You’re writing another erotic fan letter to Michael J. Fox.
Old habits never die, folks. Sad but true.
Frosties, it’s fast approaching. Do we vote for God (Huckabee), God (McCain), Satan (Hills) or Usama. How are we to make this monumentousish decision, blood? All the candidates look EXACTLY THE SAME.
I’m freaking out, Duros!!!!!
Am I supposed to vote for a woman? A WOMAN!?
No, mom, not you!
VOTEHUCKABEEVOTEHUCKABEEVOTEHUCKABEE
Well, gentles, I don’t know what to do about [...]
Be on the look out for the following monkeytops:
Joeseph Lucilla and Anthony Strombino (seen here with Olsen Twins)
Mickey Adriano, Bernardo Longo, Ernesto Marcus, Jeffrey Geordano, Mario Angione, uh…..Tony Pastram-o
Tony, Anzo, and Tony Martino. And Nicky Hilton or somebody.
Oompa Loompa 1 and 2
IF YOU SEE THESE FELLOWS:
SHOOT TO KILL SATANS. Happy President’s Day!!!!!!
Are you guys ready for Friday Night!?!?!?!
Seriously, all of these looks are 100% acceptable again.
I got MAJOR LEAGUE BLOTTO at Senor Frog’s in Cancun this weekend, Duders!
Next thing I (far left) could remember, I woke up next to HER:
Oh, hey Judy, I’ve got a busy day ahead of me, I better just go home tonight. No, of course I’d love to stay but I have a lot of things [...]
I’m confiding in you, Hitlers. My parents never gave me the care a child deserves, and my granpies couldn’t even walk me across the expressway.
They were too busy, always with their own endeavours, always hanging out up their own asses and loving the smell of it. Such conceited jerks, they were. Get down from there [...]
I hope hell exists. Then you get to go there!
Just kidding. I’m the demon in the back there, with my arms crossed, like “well bless mah soul!”
Go Hillary:
Guess what, evils? I’m back! And you can’t defeat me this time, Michael.
Hear that!?!?! NO ONE FUCKS WITH BIFF. I happen to be Allah. I just got notification by netflix about it last night so, yeah.
Uh, don’t listen to Louis Friend there, he doesn’t know what he is talking about.
Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled [...]