EVERYTHING’S BACK TO NORMAL

Things got weird there for a little while.

But proper steps were taken.

Now everybody’s happy, everybody’s good time.

RELAX gentles…..

Everything is back to normal. Stand down. Return to work. All quiet on the western front.
Goodnight.

TODAY A LONG TIME AGO: STEP INTO THE LIGHT, SPECIALS

I can’t believe it was eleven years ago, specials. Eleven years ago to this day, twenty-nine of our brothers and sisters put kool-aid in their poison because a spaceship was hiding behind a comet and they wanted to hang out with them.
I know, we all wish we had gone with them, or that we had [...]

WHITES: My review of Bret Easton Homeboy’s novel, American Psycho

Subtitled White boy kills, White boys die, but does White boy ever truly live?
Answer: Yes. Because white boy is rich, and you will never be rich, white boy. And other boys. And girls, of any color.
 
Who cares if he is unhappy to the point of killing folks (and who cares if they’re unhappy to be [...]

Dancing styles (and links that don’t work)

Then and now, Duros. Then and now.
Then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cylqo8Hh_7g
Now:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CJE2GpF9Ohc

I need to tell you all something about my past.

I have had ex-girlfriends, apparently. And, at one time, I was funky.

TODAY A LONG TIME AGO: St. Patrick’s Day Edition

Good luck, nobles! Erin go Blog!

One tequila two tequila three tequila–oh, no.

Anyways, as you all know, today was the day that creeptacular Richard Ramirez, the “Night Stalker,” joined AC/DC. Oh, no wait, it’s when his sociopathic booty started shooting chicks!!! Erin Go Serial Killer!!!

He later went on to write Bittersweet Symphony for the Verve. What [...]

DIALOGUE:

‘March 1st Kasheestees staff meeting:
Derrick “Escobar” Fingers: Alright, gentles, let’s begin with a reading of the last meetings minutes, then we’ll move on to new business.
Board Member number One: LIAAARRRRR! You’re secretly running this company into the ground!

DF: This isn’t a company-
BM1: LIARRRRRRRRR!!!!!! You haven’t written a new post in twenty-one weeks! J’Accuse!

DF: Oi, piss [...]

PNEMONIAS?????

Yes, gentle Satans, I had it. And the rumors of my death are not greatly exaggerated. So I’ve been away longer in the underworld than usual. But Hell, as many of you Hitlers know, is mad boring. Almost no one hangs out there anymore. Blah blah blah blah blah boring!

Satan is always talking about “politics.” [...]