Yes, gentle Satans, I had it. And the rumors of my death are not greatly exaggerated. So I’ve been away longer in the underworld than usual. But Hell, as many of you Hitlers know, is mad boring. Almost no one hangs out there anymore. Blah blah blah blah blah boring!
Satan is always talking about “politics.” I think he’s voting for Osama, I can’t remember. He’s out of touch (white) and he’s definitely concerned with Marx and anarchy and shit (rich). I’m sick of his face. He’s so UCKING SMUG!!!!
ERG!
Anyways, I’ve been relaxing since I got back, blowing off steam.
See you later, Hussein. Your mother’s been waiting at Dorsia for half an hour. M.I.L.F.!
Adios, evils!
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Where did you get that picture of my dad? I’m not telling which one it is tho. Maybe you’re my dad, who fucking knows. But if you are, can I have, like, 3 dollars? And i have to pee.