‘March 1st Kasheestees staff meeting:
Derrick “Escobar” Fingers: Alright, gentles, let’s begin with a reading of the last meetings minutes, then we’ll move on to new business.
Board Member number One: LIAAARRRRR! You’re secretly running this company into the ground!
DF: This isn’t a company-
BM1: LIARRRRRRRRR!!!!!! You haven’t written a new post in twenty-one weeks! J’Accuse!
DF: Oi, piss off mate? Haha I sound English when I say that-
BM1: I accuse you, Derrick Fingers!!! What the fuck, money? Have you lost your love for the blogsiverse? It’s okay if you don’t believe in the bloggod, he believes in you.
DF: I am the god of trucks. Tonka trucks!!!
BM1: You’re the devil! Fuck you! I hate YOUUUUUUUUUU!U!!!!!!U!U!U!U!U!U!U!U!Uu!U!U!U!U! (dies)
DF: Operatives, move in.
ME: I’m the man.
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