I can’t believe it was eleven years ago, specials. Eleven years ago to this day, twenty-nine of our brothers and sisters put kool-aid in their poison because a spaceship was hiding behind a comet and they wanted to hang out with them.
I know, we all wish we had gone with them, or that we had the snazzy nike jumpsuits that they did, or that we had cut off our balls like they did (probably.) But I do not regret the things I’ve done, but what I did not do. HAYYYYYOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Aliens: Why did all of our friends kill themselves? I mean, we’re aliens, but we can’t talk to the dead! Those guys are idiots. This sucks, change it.
Marshall Applewhite: AW WHO GIVES A FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
But they all poisoned themselves like Duros. There are better ways to go, Call of Duty. There are better ways to go.
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