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Let’s get this shit started!!!!!!!!! Cabo Wabo!!!!! Show us your tits!!!!!!!
Holy shit! Party men supreme Justin and Dustin are here! Man, that cat Dustin sure knows how to lay the smackdown on some parties. Look at him: He’s uther uckin out of control!!!!!!!
Come on, Roger, wake up! WAKE UP!!!!! Oh my god he’s not waking [...]
Everybody hates Jazz, given. But the worst thing about jazzies is that they don’t even wear suits anymore. They come down on the wrong side of everything, style-wise, and now they don’t even dress respectable! Natch.
Then:
Now:
Let’s UCKING GET HIM!!!!!
Natch. Punk is dead. End program.
I got the rudest awakening this morning!
But once my balls and stomach had peeled off I could return to my daily routine, which includes drinking broskis, watching headbangers ball and occasionally writing a dissertation on Paul Auster.
When suddenly I was visited by an angel, a fucking awesome beautiful angel who had a message for me:
No, [...]
