ATTEMPT TO MAKE KASHEESTEES BOOK: Part 1: Failure

It has been mentioned to me by my nobles that I can actually put pictures into a visual paper machine called a “book.” Then my huge care of homophob fans would put it on coffee tables whilst they did blow and got “physically intimate.”
Yay!!! Right?

Wrong again, gentles. Wrong again. You’re so gullible. Turns out in [...]

My triumphant return RETURNS!!!!!

Hey there, folks. This is Derrick Van Winkel Fingers Kasheestees. I am back online and bringing you Kasheestees. Let us put on our serious faces:

whoobs

Let us now party.

It’s been so long, I’ve kind of forgotten how to do this!!! OMG OMG

Rock on, over and out.

Picture me rollin’.