ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORD

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kronos.

Used to be that politics meant something in the city of angels, and more importanly, the city of Derricks. Politicians were so honest that when they died they turned into statues:

Sarah Dope and our fathers used to MEAN something, Derricks. But look where our principles and good things and happy things have gotten us: at the height of this nation’s power, when nothing could possible go wrong, something went wrong in the shape and form of a beautiful black man who looks beautiful. ALL HAIL NEW KING, GIVE TRIBUTE:

I suppose

Change is for people who don’t have deteriorating health conditions. Hope is for simpletons. I mean yes, you won, but you didn’t have to kill Johnathon McCain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zomgzomgzomg

Palin took the bullet! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES

But there are still enemies out there, Obamas. The path is most heinous, Ted, that leads back from Hell. Most bogus.

Hail Satan, this country is clear.

Always remember, it could be worse, we could have a dude whose whole body looks like this:

Goodnight, America.

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