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Good luck, nobles! Erin go Blog!
One tequila two tequila three tequila–oh, no.
Anyways, as you all know, today was the day that creeptacular Richard Ramirez, the “Night Stalker,” joined AC/DC. Oh, no wait, it’s when his sociopathic booty started shooting chicks!!! Erin Go Serial Killer!!!
He later went on to write Bittersweet Symphony for the Verve. What [...]
Happy scare-day! Happy ghost-ween!*
Whoa! Who the fuck did that!? Seriously, come back here, I will find out your names and report you to the principal!
Damn kids…
Anyway, Harry Houdini died on Hallowfunween*, a fact which I’m sure makes those freedom-lovers in the Taliban really glad. Why? Because they Hate Freedom ™!!! Look at em over there, [...]
Sorry, got a little too busy watching When Friendly Pets Attack on Spike TV:
Eric Clapton admits he shot the sheriff:
Admitted killer Eric Clapton is so overcome with guilt that he offers confession the only way he knows how: through a horribly pretentious noodly lite rock song.
This is actually remembered as a pseudo historical event, because [...]
Princess Di Dies:
That’s right, I’m calling you out Di! What do you got to say to that?
What? What? That’s what I thought.
Once again, I enlighten you all with things that happened so many moons ago…
1914 : First World War erupts
In Europe, there are all these people called Europeans. They had a big fight over who smelled worse. It all started when some dude killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand for some reason:
Probably because they suck, and they’re [...]
Here’s where I tell you about important events that people who are dead did. All on this very day!
Hitler publishes Mein Kampf:
Adolf Schicklgruber, also known as Hitler “Eric” Jones, gives up a promising career as a Dadaist painter in order to try and sleep with more women. But how to do it? GET PUBLISHED!! But [...]
