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Things got weird there for a little while.
But proper steps were taken.
Now everybody’s happy, everybody’s good time.
RELAX gentles…..
Everything is back to normal. Stand down. Return to work. All quiet on the western front.
Goodnight.
Then and now, Duros. Then and now.
Then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cylqo8Hh_7g
Now:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CJE2GpF9Ohc
I have had ex-girlfriends, apparently. And, at one time, I was funky.
I just had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody cares about Kasheestees International no more, so now I can finally put up cute pictures like I always wanted! YAY!!!
This is a Big Mac learning to swim!
This kittie was SO tasty!!!!
Oh. Well, I guess that’s not actually cute at all.
Anyways, Satans, I’m not going anywhere and neither should you. Keep reading the blog or [...]
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god I’m feeling a little under the weather.
No, I said I’m feeling under the WEATHER:
There we go. Anyway, for all of those who are so concerned, our civilization is coming to an end. And no, Steven Dorff and his vampires had nothing to do with it. It was more likely my fault. You see, I’m [...]
I’ve been livin it up as often as I can, sheestees! I do what I do when I do what I do. As far as the blogosphere goes, we get three thousand hits a day. I’m the king kong of this shit!
But SHOCKED was I when I looked at our bloggo-meter to see that most [...]
I just got tired of the whole scene and shit, you know, blow. Cocainies. People used to try and put it in my clothes and everybody tried to make me homosexual. I can’t do both! I’m only yuman! Anyways, VH1 (my homies) asked me to be on their new show “Skanks trying to fuck a [...]
I took a minute away from my busy daily schedule, doing the dumb things I gotta do:
and wrestling super-saddam needs to be done! No matter, I’m here to write a new Shark Week post and also to ruin Denis Johnson’s the Stars at Noon.
This story is about a hundred pages long. A “journalist”/prostitute from America [...]
