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Hey there, folks. This is Derrick Van Winkel Fingers Kasheestees. I am back online and bringing you Kasheestees. Let us put on our serious faces:
whoobs
Let us now party.
It’s been so long, I’ve kind of forgotten how to do this!!! OMG OMG
Rock on, over and out.
Picture me rollin’.
Let’s get this shit started!!!!!!!!! Cabo Wabo!!!!! Show us your tits!!!!!!!
Holy shit! Party men supreme Justin and Dustin are here! Man, that cat Dustin sure knows how to lay the smackdown on some parties. Look at him: He’s uther uckin out of control!!!!!!!
Come on, Roger, wake up! WAKE UP!!!!! Oh my god he’s not waking [...]
One year older for yours truly, Mr. Dogaloff Adelaide. A little bit older.
A little bit wiser.
Still having “fun” as often as possible.
Still beautiful.
Do I have any resolutions for this next year? Let the robot speak.
Me too, Ira, me too.
My good friend Bob Legend turns thirty today. He’s my only friend and I’ve hung out with him IRL like four times. Happy Birthday SLAVE!
Oops, my bad, wrong picture, here he is:
We’re gonna party tonight and urrybody gonna be there! Even Murray’s weird as shit sister (she was in the army.)
GET DOWN GET DOOOOOOWNNN!!!!!!
Due to the recent blowing-up of all serial rapists spots everywhere- otherwise known as VH1’s “The Pick-Up” artist I recently decided to use my OWN personal “kino” to show up that douche-bag Mystery (who may or may not once have left his dried love all over this authorette’s mattress….but never called the next day) and [...]
But I’m still working hard to stay in tune with you.
What do you think of my new look? I wanted to go for something a little more dramatic and really shake up the paradigm. Boys in the office think I’m crazy. Crazy like a fox.
This one’s self-evident. As is this genius sign my dad puts [...]
Somebody published my poems! This makes me feel pretty chipper!
This has been what my past eight days have been like, so you know.
Just a non-stop party!
To: Chuck, Stretch, Ascendancy, Sheckles, I. Stand Alone
From: Dude with no head anymore
RE: My head exploding
KERSPLODE!!!!!!!!!
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