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FUCK YOU MAN! That tiger was way out of line. Oh, I guess you didn’t hear about how that tiger tried to pick a fight with me at Niagra the other night and now I’m banned from the joint! Good riddance though, that hipster joint had too many tigers in it anyway, all standing around [...]
Yeah, at least for a few weeks I’m not going to be posting as regularly. Sorry, but they don’t take my blogging seriously in the pokey. That’s right, I’m spending a few days in the Inyo County Jail.
Things they won’t let you do in jail:
1. Leave
2. Write scathing lit crit
3. Write scathing Clit Crit (you [...]
Seriously, you guys. I apologize for this one.
It all started when my new band, Gulf War Incident, were playing an illegal but oh-so-trendy secret show underground in between subway platforms in the town of Manhattan.
Some of you were there. Bill? Bill was definitely there. It was a fund-raising show to help out with our [...]
Come see my show on Thursday, me and Beefwhistle (right) will be playing Hiro Ballroom.
Recent rehearsh for our new band, Ducky Wensislaus, that’s the new dude Tommy wildin’ out on the skins.
Here’s our new manager, Dread Sheckles, aka one Alan Smith, dudebro’in it up at my sister’s bris:
Cool dude.
ALBUM COVER(?)
I Stand Alone now knows my secret: that my dad was an astronaut working on a still-classified assignment for the European Union. What was the assignment? Experiementing with jumpsuits on the moon!
That’s my dad on the TV screen, he’s totally freaking out. He got his PHD in astrophysics at Loyola and then got another PHD [...]
Thou shalt not keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I’m the leader of this blog, my name is Derrick Fingers. Of course you all know me as lead bass player for Sometimes Sleeping, the BEST emo/indie-rock/mopeycore band in Kansas.but there’s more to me than all that, and with that in mind here are some of the more interesting bits of my life.
I grew [...]
I read that in the Weekly World News a while back. It concerned me. It would take quite a bit of heroin to kill an elephant, especially if that elephant was already an addict. Of course the elephant’s zoo-keeper was the supplier, and also, I suppose, the murderer. This happened in Russia, in case it [...]
