DECEMBER MUTHAFUCKIN ELEVENTH

One year older for yours truly, Mr. Dogaloff Adelaide. A little bit older.

 A little bit wiser.

 Still having “fun” as often as possible.

 Still beautiful.

 Do I have any resolutions for this next year? Let the robot speak.

Me too, Ira, me too.

In ROR we trust

 Good things to remember:
1. David Cho is forever dead.
2. I’m teaching a class right now.
3. I’ve been working on my moves in preparation for my new step reebok class.

Bob Legend and the other one made friends with some goth from New Zealand.

I’m aging and mutating and I love it.

Thanks, Jews!

I have the next three days off, and I plan to update you on history, books, and the wonderful world of rock androll!  

AFTER I get back from the Bahama-mama-san. I hope I don’t burn too much.

You Fucking Slaves: I Am Kasheestees

Got my ol’ buddy VideoDrew writing on my blog now, so look here. You may think you have what it takes to write for my blog? FUcK U. Drew went to nam, took some photos, she lost a leg in Ko-Rea. Found it in the Phillipines, and she’s a member of Tool. Her resume is [...]

An Additional Post

In addition to today’s Shark Week installment, I’m throwing my two cents out there with an additional post.
Imagine being this plastic cup:

You didn’t sign on for that!
Imagine being the guy second to the left:

You thought your mustache made you “edgy” huh?
Imagine being those two pieces of black electrical tape:

You know your life is over! You [...]

I Miss My Old Relationships

Eww.

SHUT UP DO YOUR JOB

Here’s a little pic of me doing mine. Hail Satan ya’ll young whippersnappers! Where’s my ceegar? Oh well.

I’m Dead

Still keeping it real as always.

I’ve never been one for philosophy. Or religion for that matter. Or even a coherent life plan. ‘Don’t get caught in a rut, keep jumping from one thing to the next. And that becomes your life.’ That’s a horrible paraphrasing of Joe LeSueur, whose book about being the friend/boyfriend of [...]