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Don’t fuck with me. I’ve been out in the world talking to all the strange beautiful angel-headed hipsters in it.
Most of my interviews have left me empty inside, like Star Jones. I want my informative blogposties to inform the Kasheestees Nation of its contitrutional obligration to allow each man his freedom and allow each woman [...]
I often have famous people come up to me on the street. They recognize me. Yesterday was no exception. I ran into the famous play-actress Heather Graham on Broadway Avenue here in Biloxi. She was walking down the street bumping into people and I bumped into her. She was happy to see me:
Whoa, whoa, calm [...]
I Stand Alone now knows my secret: that my dad was an astronaut working on a still-classified assignment for the European Union. What was the assignment? Experiementing with jumpsuits on the moon!
That’s my dad on the TV screen, he’s totally freaking out. He got his PHD in astrophysics at Loyola and then got another PHD [...]
“the District” was a show. Craig T. Nelson was on it. It was like the Commish only covered with snot and oil.
He looks like he drinks a lot. I have a crush on him. He’s one of those actors who only seems like he’s acting when he’s shouting. I bought an autographed piece of [...]
Still keeping it real as always.
I’ve never been one for philosophy. Or religion for that matter. Or even a coherent life plan. ‘Don’t get caught in a rut, keep jumping from one thing to the next. And that becomes your life.’ That’s a horrible paraphrasing of Joe LeSueur, whose book about being the friend/boyfriend of [...]
Rather than explain the “purpose” of this blog, I’m just going to write stuff, post pictures, do whatever the hell I want to. Jolan Tru until next time.
TODAY: Moron attention-needing singer says she’s fat. Does Lily Allen not realize that pop-stars are only genuinely liked for about two weeks before we want to see bad [...]
