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One year older for yours truly, Mr. Dogaloff Adelaide. A little bit older.
A little bit wiser.
Still having “fun” as often as possible.
Still beautiful.
Do I have any resolutions for this next year? Let the robot speak.
Me too, Ira, me too.
And I have the internet again! Celebrations are in order! Who brought the schnapps?
I thought since we’re all in such a great mood this sunny summer day, I would show off some photos of me in high school and of exes that have since gained weight.
Like Shannon! I hate you, you dumb bitch! Snap!
Alright that [...]
Here at KASHEESTEES, we’re all about problem solving. For instance, we heard about this thing called clowns. Apparently they’re these human adults who dress up like mirth-filled demons and “play” with kids. A lot of times they’re paid to do this by vengeful parents. I know what you’re thinking, but only SOME of these clowns [...]
Human females are big and scary, and their body parts are different. This was a pretty revolutionary concept to me. Here, look:
She’s changed since we dated in high school.
The “International Fun Shop,” as it turns out, is not a child slavery ring. Plenty creepy, though. It’s NAMBLA-rific! This is one of my favorites:
Oh, hi there, nightmare. It’s nice to have photographic evidence that you exist.
Oh, the memories are rushing back!!! Arg! HEADACHE!!!
Whew, that’s better. Love peace and soul grease everybody!!!
What you staring at, [...]
