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What did you do over you summer vacaysh? I got arrested again; big surprise!!!!
I didn’t do anything wrong this time (like always.)
PORREECE!!!! The officers didn’t like my hat.
Fuggit. The activity room is my favorite. It’s “the shit” and I made a bunch of new friends there.
PORREECE!!!! The officers have also taught me how to read [...]
I had the most fucked up dream last night. Nobody had any faces and they were all totally buff dudes! Lovin it!
I was working, and then this dude died right in front of me. This wasn’t part of the dream. The next dream I had was equally dream-like. I was a molesting dog. I [...]
Yeah, at least for a few weeks I’m not going to be posting as regularly. Sorry, but they don’t take my blogging seriously in the pokey. That’s right, I’m spending a few days in the Inyo County Jail.
Things they won’t let you do in jail:
1. Leave
2. Write scathing lit crit
3. Write scathing Clit Crit (you [...]
I often have famous people come up to me on the street. They recognize me. Yesterday was no exception. I ran into the famous play-actress Heather Graham on Broadway Avenue here in Biloxi. She was walking down the street bumping into people and I bumped into her. She was happy to see me:
Whoa, whoa, calm [...]
Actually probably not. Gots raves to go to.
Before Rave:
During Rave:
After Rave:
That was the original line, anyway, they changed it in post. I’m going to be making APPEARANCES at the following CONs.
Laredo, TX August 1st
Wichita Falls, TX Aug 1st
Balch Springs, TX Aug 1st
New Brunsfels, TX Aug 1st
How am I gonna be in all those places at once? CAUSE I CAN UCKIN FLY TOAD!!!!
SEEYOUTHERESEEYOUTHERESEEYOUTHERE
I’m thinking of and [...]
I just made 80 dollahs off some punk, dawg! Hey-o! Hey-o! Hey-o! Take me to Long John Silvers Dog I got your back blood.
I’m not sure how this guy could pull the trigger with no fingers.
Actually what’d I do with all that money? Oh, now I remember…
Just kidding, I bought a new pet. His name’s [...]
I’m the leader of this blog, my name is Derrick Fingers. Of course you all know me as lead bass player for Sometimes Sleeping, the BEST emo/indie-rock/mopeycore band in Kansas.but there’s more to me than all that, and with that in mind here are some of the more interesting bits of my life.
I grew [...]
