People have been asking me for years how I keep my personal style so current. Well, I’m fucking cavin in: SHEE STEES clothes, Copyright 2001. I mean 8. But actually we won’t get the fall line out until summer of 09, so look for my clothes to be at urban outfitters by January. Here’s my new [...]
October 19, 2007
Categories: fever dream, ka shee stees, my fame, oh my goth!, self-promotion . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: 2 Comments
Just joshing. I just thought you might like to see my pretty face!
Oh yeah, I wear a mask to hide my disfigurement. Oh well. Yes, I’m still in a band:
Actually, two bands. You know how every band needs a drummer? Well, times two for a synth player (second from right)
And yes, I’m still cool. Hip. [...]
August 29, 2007
Categories: Marylin Manson, artfag, fever dream, ka shee stees, music, my fame, photos . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
I just got tired of the whole scene and shit, you know, blow. Cocainies. People used to try and put it in my clothes and everybody tried to make me homosexual. I can’t do both! I’m only yuman! Anyways, VH1 (my homies) asked me to be on their new show “Skanks trying to fuck a [...]
August 9, 2007
Categories: Jay Leno Masturbation Fantasies, VH1, artfag, arts and letters, buckwild sex, cocaine, fever dream . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
Yeah, at least for a few weeks I’m not going to be posting as regularly. Sorry, but they don’t take my blogging seriously in the pokey. That’s right, I’m spending a few days in the Inyo County Jail.
Things they won’t let you do in jail:
1. Leave
2. Write scathing lit crit
3. Write scathing Clit Crit (you [...]
August 7, 2007
Categories: I Stand Alone, bands, derrick fingers, fever dream, jail . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
In addition to today’s Shark Week installment, I’m throwing my two cents out there with an additional post.
Imagine being this plastic cup:
You didn’t sign on for that!
Imagine being the guy second to the left:
You thought your mustache made you “edgy” huh?
Imagine being those two pieces of black electrical tape:
You know your life is over! You [...]
July 31, 2007
Categories: boring, dorks, fever dream, photos, shark week, trying too hard, vampire-peacocks . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: 2 Comments
Yes, readers: I, like you, am just a passenger on this crazy Ozzy Osborne train called life, and I don’t know what Kasheestees are either. I was contacted by the Elders and made to run this message board, and that is my lot in life. But today, inspired by this awesome band I saw last [...]
July 20, 2007
Categories: SNL mockery, Scientology, celebrities, fever dream, ka shee stees, kuato lives, movies, trying too hard . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
