Sorry I got a job :(

I feel like I let you jabronies down. I am a traitor to my country and to my own site. Damnit!

I’m still updating the jabroney site even though dudes look at me weird in the office, oh well.

You know Derrick Fingers would be there for you, right? Like if Glenn Close was a prison matron and [...]

You Fucking Slaves: I Am Kasheestees

Got my ol’ buddy VideoDrew writing on my blog now, so look here. You may think you have what it takes to write for my blog? FUcK U. Drew went to nam, took some photos, she lost a leg in Ko-Rea. Found it in the Phillipines, and she’s a member of Tool. Her resume is [...]

DEAR DIERY

Just hung out last night with a couple of friends at the local bar. No big deal.

But wait, that’s not one of my friends I’m squeezing the life out of-it’s actor/writer/songsmith Richard O’Brien–AND HE’S FROM GREAT ENGLAND!!!

POOF! He changed shape. He also told me he was Mr. Hand in Dark City, which impressed Drew [...]

UPDATE!

Kitties are cuties! My friend just bought a dog and named her Agatha.

My Dad is an Astronaut

I Stand Alone now knows my secret: that my dad was an astronaut working on a still-classified assignment for the European Union. What was the assignment? Experiementing with jumpsuits on the moon!

That’s my dad on the TV screen, he’s totally freaking out. He got his PHD in astrophysics at Loyola and then got another PHD [...]

Some of My Favorite Pals

I’m either gonna hang out with Bill on July 4th (here’s Bill)

Or Johnnie, my old dear friend. Here’s Tommy:

too close to call? I also might be dragging along my new crush…….oh yeah…indian warrior….