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‘March 1st Kasheestees staff meeting:
Derrick “Escobar” Fingers: Alright, gentles, let’s begin with a reading of the last meetings minutes, then we’ll move on to new business.
Board Member number One: LIAAARRRRR! You’re secretly running this company into the ground!
DF: This isn’t a company-
BM1: LIARRRRRRRRR!!!!!! You haven’t written a new post in twenty-one weeks! J’Accuse!
DF: Oi, piss [...]
Yes, gentle Satans, I had it. And the rumors of my death are not greatly exaggerated. So I’ve been away longer in the underworld than usual. But Hell, as many of you Hitlers know, is mad boring. Almost no one hangs out there anymore. Blah blah blah blah blah boring!
Satan is always talking about “politics.” [...]
Here are a list of all the fakers:
Partytimeexcellent. We’re having a party next week, are you muthafuckahs READDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!?????
Get it?
We’ve got looooooooooooooow low prices over here at Kasheestees Auto Emporium. But don’t take my crusty, gonorrhea-burned word for it!
“This is Duddits. I play left field for the San Diego Chargers. My automobile from Kasheestees is fresh and fine, just like a black girl should!! MMM MMMMMM!!!”
Thanks, Duddits. And let me re-iterate that Duddits [...]
I’ve been livin it up as often as I can, sheestees! I do what I do when I do what I do. As far as the blogosphere goes, we get three thousand hits a day. I’m the king kong of this shit!
But SHOCKED was I when I looked at our bloggo-meter to see that most [...]
FUCK YOU MAN! That tiger was way out of line. Oh, I guess you didn’t hear about how that tiger tried to pick a fight with me at Niagra the other night and now I’m banned from the joint! Good riddance though, that hipster joint had too many tigers in it anyway, all standing around [...]
Got my ol’ buddy VideoDrew writing on my blog now, so look here. You may think you have what it takes to write for my blog? FUcK U. Drew went to nam, took some photos, she lost a leg in Ko-Rea. Found it in the Phillipines, and she’s a member of Tool. Her resume is [...]
