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Things got weird there for a little while.
But proper steps were taken.
Now everybody’s happy, everybody’s good time.
RELAX gentles…..
Everything is back to normal. Stand down. Return to work. All quiet on the western front.
Goodnight.
Here at I Hate Kasheestees Racists, we like to get up in dude’s faces and ask them questions, because we like the smell of their musk. Since October is right around the corner, we decided to start interviewing monsters before they got busy scaring the shit out of our children and drunk college students. Why [...]
But I’m still working hard to stay in tune with you.
What do you think of my new look? I wanted to go for something a little more dramatic and really shake up the paradigm. Boys in the office think I’m crazy. Crazy like a fox.
This one’s self-evident. As is this genius sign my dad puts [...]
Nature is revolting against me. These guys won’t leave me alone. Stupid cats possessed by the people I’ve killed….
The “International Fun Shop,” as it turns out, is not a child slavery ring. Plenty creepy, though. It’s NAMBLA-rific! This is one of my favorites:
Oh, hi there, nightmare. It’s nice to have photographic evidence that you exist.
Oh, the memories are rushing back!!! Arg! HEADACHE!!!
Whew, that’s better. Love peace and soul grease everybody!!!
What you staring at, [...]
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWHUH!”
-JFK
I wish I had a written a movie like that in the eighties. Instead I was flicking boogers on the wall. Note to teenagers: if you do this on a white wall, people will be able to see. Paint your walls booger-yellow (or green. not that I judge you.)
There’s several things I like about this [...]
“I’m sorry to report that I’m dating someone else. She is remarkable and she gets me and you don’t. I’m not trying to make a thing out of it, you were okay in the sack but she’s…..she’s something else. I’d like to introduce you to her.”
-Me, age 19 (by me I mean Jespers Coconut, [...]
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t freak out like that. It’s only gram gram.
