Don’t fuck with me. I’ve been out in the world talking to all the strange beautiful angel-headed hipsters in it.
Most of my interviews have left me empty inside, like Star Jones. I want my informative blogposties to inform the Kasheestees Nation of its contitrutional obligration to allow each man his freedom and allow each woman [...]
October 10, 2007
Categories: Alan Smith, Bob Legend, Mystery, celebrities, cheap entry, dread sheckles, dumb crossover, evils, godstitution, i hate racists, ka shee stees, satan . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
I finally found the fur-beast to share my life with. The way its paw and my claw fit together, it’s like Doctor Robotnik and Satan created us to be TOGEVVER!!!!!!
We are a PERFECT MATCH. We even have most of the same DNA, so whew! No AIDS for us! (note: to any young people who might [...]
October 2, 2007
Categories: awesome, bands, bin laden, callin suckas out, godstitution, ka shee stees, love, music, my fame, nuts, racism, self-promotion, sodamn insane, they live, trying too hard . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
Just watched two pretty decent cop films recently, Mr. Hot Fuzz, starring England:
And Reno 911, starring America:
These movies were both entertaining, however they failed to get at the truth of the Police Attitude, or Policitude. And I should know, by the way.
Hot Fuzz was from the makers and actors of Shaun of the Dead, and [...]
July 27, 2007
Categories: England, Hot Fuzz, Reno 911, cops, god's america, godstitution, movies . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
I’m either gonna hang out with Bill on July 4th (here’s Bill)
Or Johnnie, my old dear friend. Here’s Tommy:
too close to call? I also might be dragging along my new crush…….oh yeah…indian warrior….
July 3, 2007
Categories: eels, friends, god's america, godstitution . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
You think you’re gonna get away with it, but I’ve been monitoring the situation.
You think I don’t know what you’re planning to do with this? I saw that movie where John Malkovitch made a gun out of soap or wood or something. I really like those dudes that shoot guns really fucking fast, like [...]
May 20, 2007
Categories: awesome, god's america, godstitution, guns . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment