Kasheestees Coma Journal: Satan hangs out with me.

Don’t fuck with me. I’ve been out in the world talking to all the strange beautiful angel-headed hipsters in it.

Most of my interviews have left me empty inside, like Star Jones. I want my informative blogposties to inform the Kasheestees Nation of its contitrutional obligration to allow each man his freedom and allow each woman [...]

My dream of dreams came true today!

I finally found the fur-beast to share my life with. The way its paw and my claw fit together, it’s like Doctor Robotnik and Satan created us to be TOGEVVER!!!!!!

We are a PERFECT MATCH. We even have most of the same DNA, so whew! No AIDS for us! (note: to any young people who might [...]

COP REALITY VS COP NON-REALITY: A PRIMER

Just watched two pretty decent cop films recently, Mr. Hot Fuzz, starring England:

And Reno 911, starring America:

These movies were both entertaining, however they failed to get at the truth of the Police Attitude, or Policitude.  And I should know, by the way.

Hot Fuzz was from the makers and actors of Shaun of the Dead, and [...]

ATTACK THE TALIBAN MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

Some of My Favorite Pals

I’m either gonna hang out with Bill on July 4th (here’s Bill)

Or Johnnie, my old dear friend. Here’s Tommy:

too close to call? I also might be dragging along my new crush…….oh yeah…indian warrior….

YOUR STUPID FAT MOUTH

You think you’re gonna get away with it, but I’ve been monitoring the situation.
You think I don’t know what you’re planning to do with this? I saw that movie where John Malkovitch made a gun out of soap or wood or something. I really like those dudes that shoot guns really fucking fast, like [...]