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I fast-forwarded to Saturday and the reading went absolutely BONKOS!!!! Too bad you didn’t make it. It was our collective best performance yet.
Even Nikki Giovanni showed up!
We took I Stand Alone out to dinner at this expensive bistro. He kept “acting up” and it was quite uproarious. The waitress was rolling her eyes a lot.
On [...]
The four of us are reading this Saturday at Mr. Manhattan’s bar!
Sweet Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeline! This includes Mob Legend, I Stand Alone, myself (kasheestees Derrick Fingers) and somebody. Unfortunately Ascendancy does not have a penis and was thereby not able to read with us.
But she’ll probably go! And she’ll probably show off some flesh! You could maybe [...]
I feel like I let you jabronies down. I am a traitor to my country and to my own site. Damnit!
I’m still updating the jabroney site even though dudes look at me weird in the office, oh well.
You know Derrick Fingers would be there for you, right? Like if Glenn Close was a prison matron and [...]
Yeah, at least for a few weeks I’m not going to be posting as regularly. Sorry, but they don’t take my blogging seriously in the pokey. That’s right, I’m spending a few days in the Inyo County Jail.
Things they won’t let you do in jail:
1. Leave
2. Write scathing lit crit
3. Write scathing Clit Crit (you [...]
Normally, as you know, I’m hanging out on Venice, looking like this:
You know, cool but not “too cool.” But today I’m feeling a bit of a cold coming on, and I feel like this:
I’m trying to get over it as I have a performance tonight. No, not with Slutterdamerung, my new band, but as a [...]
I Stand Alone now knows my secret: that my dad was an astronaut working on a still-classified assignment for the European Union. What was the assignment? Experiementing with jumpsuits on the moon!
That’s my dad on the TV screen, he’s totally freaking out. He got his PHD in astrophysics at Loyola and then got another PHD [...]
