I’m Allah

Guess what, evils? I’m back! And you can’t defeat me this time, Michael.

Hear that!?!?!  NO ONE FUCKS WITH BIFF. I happen to be Allah. I just got notification by netflix about it last night so, yeah.

Uh, don’t listen to Louis Friend there, he doesn’t  know what he is talking about.
Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled [...]

LOLCATS- Hello Satans

YOU ARE ALL HOMOZEXUALS
HOMOZEXUALS
HOMOZEXUALS
HOMOZEXUALS
Here’s you:

Here’s me:

Here’s you:

Here’s me:

Here’s you:

Here’s me:

Here’s you:

Get your head together homozexual.

Time to die, Mass Effect.

REALITY CHECK TIME

So what else is new? Also, I’m staying up so late battle rapping with my roommates I can’t get any sleep-this is my face now:

Wow! I look so lifeless. Compare me with a few months ago when I was so full of fun and happiness:

What a difference a day makes. I need sleep. P.S. Here’s [...]

It seems that you too can no longer escape

Well, I really do apologize for not having daily content anymore. It seems if I keep doing this site daily, it gets even dumber than usual. If you want that, let me know. Anyways, KaTEAstees moved locations to the lower east side and changed the marketing strategy a little bit.

THAT‘ll bring in the kiddies! [...]

Just trying to escape

My favored pet, Imbuglia, named after a popular singer, died today in a prison break. I am saddened. Yet isn’t it the nature of all dumb-ass uncivilized creatures to be free? Don’t we all urge to embark on a voyage, breaking free from the constraints of our parents and stuff?

This is what it means to [...]

Unpleasant News

I have no unpleasant news to give you today. My wife and I just had our first son!!!!

Jamal looks just like his mother (don’t tell my wife that his mother isn’t white! haw haw!)
Things are pretty good at work too!
Move it you crum-bums!! Get the lead out………….of your guns and into those Iraqi kids.
You [...]

Chased by Cats!

Nature is revolting against me. These guys won’t leave me alone. Stupid cats possessed by the people I’ve killed….