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Dreamworks picked up my scrip!!!! Indiana Jones and Trent Reznor and Mystery (the world’s greatest Pick-Up Artist) Go and Buy Shaved Ice by this Place Near Where My Mom Used to Work will begin production in a matter of seconds and will be released sometime in the summer or 2015. Of course, by 2015, climate change and Al Gore’s robotic warriors will [...]
From: Jeff Gould, CEO of Development, Columbia Pictures
To: B. Murray
Re: Script for Ghostbusters 3
Bill- got your script yesterday. Been throwing around the idea all day with some guys from writing. Aykroyd and Ramis did great things (as you know) with the first two Ghostbuster films, and we are excited to have another one of the [...]
For total seriousness now, Ingmar Bergman died. Just like everything else he did in life, this depresses me. It’s easy to make fun of the oppressive sadness in his work (Bergman claimed he could no longer watch his films) but one of the many things I love about dude’s work is the simplicity of a [...]
Just watched two pretty decent cop films recently, Mr. Hot Fuzz, starring England:
And Reno 911, starring America:
These movies were both entertaining, however they failed to get at the truth of the Police Attitude, or Policitude. And I should know, by the way.
Hot Fuzz was from the makers and actors of Shaun of the Dead, and [...]
I kept the script in my vault for just such an occasion.
Barry: My breasts have some hair on them.
Jim Puppet-Mind: That’s why you have a bra on your head. Or some weird dildo.
Barry: Yes.
(The characters then buy a “ticket to the world” but then they “come back again.” Then Barry shoots himself. Not the character, [...]
I awoke to find these two letters left on my naked chest by some kind of nocturnal angel….
Dear Butthead,
I find your comments about me on this Television program to be absurd, insulting, moronic and insulting. I have long since retired from public life, having bullied both Martin McFly and George McFly and at times even [...]
Q: What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night?
A: Biff Tannen, local bully from Back to the Future, Back to the Future II, and of course, Chinatown.
Here’s Biff “in the morning,” in the first movie in which he has four legs, a mutant toad-boy exiled from [...]
This has been what my past eight days have been like, so you know.
Just a non-stop party!
TV is an addictive device. It’s like a magician and an old-fashioned story-teller doing a twenty-four hour performance! I cannot hope to defeat it, I must simply surrender to it’s unholy gems:
Remember this hunk of junk? “They’re not bad, they’re just…stupid.”
I did not watch this movie recently, but I did see it so many times [...]
