I finally found the fur-beast to share my life with. The way its paw and my claw fit together, it’s like Doctor Robotnik and Satan created us to be TOGEVVER!!!!!!
We are a PERFECT MATCH. We even have most of the same DNA, so whew! No AIDS for us! (note: to any young people who might [...]
October 2, 2007
Categories: awesome, bands, bin laden, callin suckas out, godstitution, ka shee stees, love, music, my fame, nuts, racism, self-promotion, sodamn insane, they live, trying too hard . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
Sorry, got a little too busy watching When Friendly Pets Attack on Spike TV:
Eric Clapton admits he shot the sheriff:
Admitted killer Eric Clapton is so overcome with guilt that he offers confession the only way he knows how: through a horribly pretentious noodly lite rock song.
This is actually remembered as a pseudo historical event, because [...]
September 14, 2007
Categories: a long time ago, assassins, history, music, topical!, tv . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
Which giant guitar is better?
This queer’s?
Or this homo’s?
What HEROS. Get it? Get it?
September 5, 2007
Categories: guitars, metal, music . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
Princess Di Dies:
That’s right, I’m calling you out Di! What do you got to say to that?
What? What? That’s what I thought.
August 31, 2007
Categories: a long time ago, callin suckas out, history, music, princess di, topical! . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
Just joshing. I just thought you might like to see my pretty face!
Oh yeah, I wear a mask to hide my disfigurement. Oh well. Yes, I’m still in a band:
Actually, two bands. You know how every band needs a drummer? Well, times two for a synth player (second from right)
And yes, I’m still cool. Hip. [...]
August 29, 2007
Categories: Marylin Manson, artfag, fever dream, ka shee stees, music, my fame, photos . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
Seriously, you guys. I apologize for this one.
It all started when my new band, Gulf War Incident, were playing an illegal but oh-so-trendy secret show underground in between subway platforms in the town of Manhattan.
Some of you were there. Bill? Bill was definitely there. It was a fund-raising show to help out with our [...]
July 19, 2007
Categories: Bill, Dobie Gray, bands, family, ka shee stees, music, new york, topical! . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
Come see my show on Thursday, me and Beefwhistle (right) will be playing Hiro Ballroom.
July 10, 2007
Categories: bands, dorks, music, not true . . Author: kasheestees . Comments: Leave a Comment
