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First off, go here: It’s a horrible collection of old clowns. Why are they clowns? I have no idea, but “Spazz” and “Weezer” always watch you when you pee. They can see you, but you can’t see them.
Just another day in the blogging life. WITH ONE MAJOR EXCEPTION!!!! Now the Kasheestees Flickr page you’ve been [...]
Just joshing. I just thought you might like to see my pretty face!
Oh yeah, I wear a mask to hide my disfigurement. Oh well. Yes, I’m still in a band:
Actually, two bands. You know how every band needs a drummer? Well, times two for a synth player (second from right)
And yes, I’m still cool. Hip. [...]
I often have famous people come up to me on the street. They recognize me. Yesterday was no exception. I ran into the famous play-actress Heather Graham on Broadway Avenue here in Biloxi. She was walking down the street bumping into people and I bumped into her. She was happy to see me:
Whoa, whoa, calm [...]
Here’s an idea: Why don’t you check out my Flickr page, asshole? I’ve collected tons of horrible pictures of myself and my enemies in an effort to embarrass the universe. That’s right, I’m an anthro-apologist!!!! Snickiesnickiesnickie
It can be pretty informative and entertaining. And you can even get a sneak peek at what I might be [...]
Normally, as you know, I’m hanging out on Venice, looking like this:
You know, cool but not “too cool.” But today I’m feeling a bit of a cold coming on, and I feel like this:
I’m trying to get over it as I have a performance tonight. No, not with Slutterdamerung, my new band, but as a [...]
To: Chuck, Stretch, Ascendancy, Sheckles, I. Stand Alone
From: Dude with no head anymore
RE: My head exploding
KERSPLODE!!!!!!!!!
End transmission
I Stand Alone now knows my secret: that my dad was an astronaut working on a still-classified assignment for the European Union. What was the assignment? Experiementing with jumpsuits on the moon!
That’s my dad on the TV screen, he’s totally freaking out. He got his PHD in astrophysics at Loyola and then got another PHD [...]
Nature is revolting against me. These guys won’t leave me alone. Stupid cats possessed by the people I’ve killed….
My attempts to tan are all for naught, but as you can see, I’ve kept my lively sense of humour.
