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Yes, gentle Satans, I had it. And the rumors of my death are not greatly exaggerated. So I’ve been away longer in the underworld than usual. But Hell, as many of you Hitlers know, is mad boring. Almost no one hangs out there anymore. Blah blah blah blah blah boring!
Satan is always talking about “politics.” [...]
Don’t fuck with me. I’ve been out in the world talking to all the strange beautiful angel-headed hipsters in it.
Most of my interviews have left me empty inside, like Star Jones. I want my informative blogposties to inform the Kasheestees Nation of its contitrutional obligration to allow each man his freedom and allow each woman [...]
Human females are big and scary, and their body parts are different. This was a pretty revolutionary concept to me. Here, look:
She’s changed since we dated in high school.
I bought some sunglasses for four dolls (dollars). The dude wanted five but I just looked at him. Enjoy this photo a fan sent me of one of my early starring roles in a movie.
I’ve been kind of in love with this image for a long time and I kind of want to tattoo it across my face over and over again. Hitler is D.I.G.G.I.N.G. into that melon like he did into the Czechs. For those of you who believe that he drank the blood of virgins and worshiped [...]
