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What did you do over you summer vacaysh? I got arrested again; big surprise!!!!
I didn’t do anything wrong this time (like always.)
PORREECE!!!! The officers didn’t like my hat.
Fuggit. The activity room is my favorite. It’s “the shit” and I made a bunch of new friends there.
PORREECE!!!! The officers have also taught me how to read [...]
Top Five Reasons Kasheestees doesn’t get updated every day like Bob Legend’s site:
1. I’m spending times with my kidz
2. Practicing (and teaching, for a price) the Venusian Arts
3. Straight rollin with da MoB, looking for beefs on the city streefs
4. I have a job to do. Each morning I wake up and roll up my [...]
I feel like I let you jabronies down. I am a traitor to my country and to my own site. Damnit!
I’m still updating the jabroney site even though dudes look at me weird in the office, oh well.
You know Derrick Fingers would be there for you, right? Like if Glenn Close was a prison matron and [...]
So what else is new? Also, I’m staying up so late battle rapping with my roommates I can’t get any sleep-this is my face now:
Wow! I look so lifeless. Compare me with a few months ago when I was so full of fun and happiness:
What a difference a day makes. I need sleep. P.S. Here’s [...]
I have nothing to do with it, and I’m really mad they didn’t call me. I taught Sting everything he knows about tantric whatever, and I was the first one to give him and his dad, Baron Farkonnen, the spice.
No “thank you, Sheestees?” No “come on tour with us and scam on mall sluts while [...]
Hitler invades America:
Saddam Hussein becomes Shuma-Gorath, breathes fire on bald bespectacled men:
I live in South Carolina and go to Myrtle beach with these assholes (this one almost happened):
But I don’t, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaas! I live in New York, with my ever-evolving art conglomerate, Ka Shee Stees. I just did an installation in Union Square where I wore [...]
