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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kronos.
Used to be that politics meant something in the city of angels, and more importanly, the city of Derricks. Politicians were so honest that when they died they turned into statues:
Sarah Dope and our fathers used to MEAN something, Derricks. But look where our principles and good things and [...]
It’s gonna be a good year, Satans. I can’t BELIEVE this happened..
Oh, Satans. I was so dismayed, I went from shock:
to anger
and finally to acceptance:
Also, here’s a picture of Wacko Jacko at the end of 07.
Here’s where I expect he will be at the end of 08.
HA!!! Get it! He’ll get rid of his face [...]
You might be asking yourself “Why don’t these monsters eat you, Mr. Stees?” Well John, I’ll tell you, but remember this is privileged information and we wouldn’t want mommy to find out. I camouflage myself so I look like one of their kind. It’s the same thing I do when interviewing Hassids, or trannies, [...]
Sorry, got a little too busy watching When Friendly Pets Attack on Spike TV:
Eric Clapton admits he shot the sheriff:
Admitted killer Eric Clapton is so overcome with guilt that he offers confession the only way he knows how: through a horribly pretentious noodly lite rock song.
This is actually remembered as a pseudo historical event, because [...]
Princess Di Dies:
That’s right, I’m calling you out Di! What do you got to say to that?
What? What? That’s what I thought.
Now Ed Anger has no friends.
Just to give you some idea of what we’ve been talking about around the water cooler today:
First off, I’m in love with Porkins’ new shirt. It looks like the carpet at a casino and it’s dripping with class.
ITEM: BEAR GRYLLS A FAKIE?
Old Derrick Fingers wouldn’t lie to you: Bear Grylls has become a total man-crush [...]
Seriously, you guys. I apologize for this one.
It all started when my new band, Gulf War Incident, were playing an illegal but oh-so-trendy secret show underground in between subway platforms in the town of Manhattan.
Some of you were there. Bill? Bill was definitely there. It was a fund-raising show to help out with our [...]
I can’t remember. I know he had a show on NBC for awhile, but it wasn’t very funny. Maybe he got cancelled. Now if they’ll just get rid of How I Met Your Mother.
Man Beats Peacock He Says Was Vampire
