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Get the crew from Best Day Ever over here. I’m spending my time straight col’ lampin, chillin, updating my award winning site:
Seriously, holmes, I have spent seven years in college and I know how to chill. I also plan to graduate someday with a major in education/communication/psychology/graphic design:
Troy’s coming over later!!! You know what that means!!!!
DOOBAGE
Then [...]
Sorry, got a little too busy watching When Friendly Pets Attack on Spike TV:
Eric Clapton admits he shot the sheriff:
Admitted killer Eric Clapton is so overcome with guilt that he offers confession the only way he knows how: through a horribly pretentious noodly lite rock song.
This is actually remembered as a pseudo historical event, because [...]
Just to give you some idea of what we’ve been talking about around the water cooler today:
First off, I’m in love with Porkins’ new shirt. It looks like the carpet at a casino and it’s dripping with class.
ITEM: BEAR GRYLLS A FAKIE?
Old Derrick Fingers wouldn’t lie to you: Bear Grylls has become a total man-crush [...]
I can’t remember. I know he had a show on NBC for awhile, but it wasn’t very funny. Maybe he got cancelled. Now if they’ll just get rid of How I Met Your Mother.
TV is an addictive device. It’s like a magician and an old-fashioned story-teller doing a twenty-four hour performance! I cannot hope to defeat it, I must simply surrender to it’s unholy gems:
Remember this hunk of junk? “They’re not bad, they’re just…stupid.”
I did not watch this movie recently, but I did see it so many times [...]
