Kasheestees International Conference, Luxor Hotel St. Paul Minnesota 7:53 PM, Fri Feb 27th
Address given by new Head of Sheestees Evils Committee, Raul Foolia
Ladies…and I suppose Gentlemen: I give you righteous news from the four corners of the glove.
KASHEESTEES has arisen from the ashes of KASHEESTEES to become………KASHEESTEES!!!
Alright, alright calm down. Basically we have a few new lineup changes in our administrarion, which means that certain Derrick Fingers will no longer sicken us with their insubordination and time-wasting activities such as playing FreeCell in the office till one in the morning. In short, bring me the head of Derrick Van Peeples, AKA John Boinkin, I want a search of every outhouse henhouse cathouse doghouse bloghouse roundhouse blah blah blah yackety smackety
cool, onto new business: here’s your new board or directors for this year Nineteen Hundred and Ninety Nine.
Thank you ladies. You should see these guys when the work day is done! They really like to cut loose! I have a picture in my phone somewhere, hang on:
Anyways, there will be much more to report in a timely, businesslike fashion. But we’re already happy to report that our first group objective is completed and you’re welcome.
Transmission goodnight.